Lyrics

I drink, I fall down
When I’m not at home boxing the clown
Call me a creep. Call me obscene
Or call me over, you’ll see what they mean

I pissed my pants. I thought they were dry
Till someone said, “why don’t you lay down and die?”
Treat me like shit. I do as I please
You act like I got an infectious disease

Fucker said I’m a disgrace
I said, “what?” And punched his fist with my face
Drank way too much beer and then got the shits
Even my diarrhea has a head on it

I got a 5th for the 4th of July
Gonna drink that motherfucker dry
I’m so cool and I don’t even try
I got a 5th for the 4th of July

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