Lyrics

I want everything. I want a lot of shit
And like everyone, I’ll never fuckin’ get it
I’ll take a pussy fart blowin’ across my nose
Long before I’ll try to sniff a fuckin’ rose

I want this more than any other thing
But I’m afraid how much it’ll make my penis sting

I want a boner and then something to screw
Maybe a partner? I mean really, wouldn’t you?
I want my cock inducted to the hall of fame
‘Cuz it’s so big, took down a fuckin’ plane

I want this more than any other thing
But I’m afraid how much it’ll make my penis sting

I want some inches, maybe… 42?
So at the same time I can fuck all of you
For now I’m livin’ with this old inch of mine
Watch some tv and fuckin’ try to unwind

I want this more than any other thing
But I’m afraid how much it’ll make my penis sting

I want a tattoo of my dick
On my dick only bigger
I want it huge, fuckin’ extreme
If you know what I mean
I want it bulging in my pants
And hangin’ down my leg
I want all the fuckin’ bitches
To sit up and beg
I want a tattoo of my dick
On my dick only bigger

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